Land of the Dead

May 15, 2006 at 8:50 pm | In Uncategorized | 3 Comments

The final Blockbuster movie was Land of the Dead. You know how I love zombies and John Leguizamo. Well this has both. And true to zombie films there was lots of unnecessary violence. It was great.

This time I was rooting for the zombies instead of the people. The film did lend itself to that. I mean, zombies want respect too!

Oh yes John Leguizamo looked great.

M:I-III

May 14, 2006 at 1:41 pm | In In Theaters | 1 Comment

Mission Impossible III was bad.  And not just because Tom Cruise is crazy.  Shaun of the Dead couldn't save this film.  It was like watching Lord of War again, but from Ethan Hawke's POV and with more explosives.

There was way too much love story here.  I don't give a rats ass about Ethan Hunt's love life.  In fact I really just want to see cool breaking and entering.  I want M:I orignal style.  Oh well.

My recommendation: wait till you are very sick and rent the thing a la Fantastic Four and it's soon to be sequel.

Fantastic Four

May 14, 2006 at 1:29 pm | In Uncategorized | 1 Comment

Fantastic Four was not as bad as I thought it'd be.  This was one of the films I got from Blockbuster on my sick day.  Based on the preview from last summer I had decided not to see it in the theaters.  It just didn't look good enough.  It was no Batman Begins.

However after actually seeing it–not that bad.  Of course I think Doom was better.   This could just be because I'm not a big fan of the Fantastic Four in general.  At heart I'm a DC girl.  The plot was incredibly formulaic.  The one-liners weren't that great. And well, besides Julian McMahon there weren't any really attractive men.  Jessica Alba was okay, I still believe this is her finest work though.

Perhaps the sequel will be more entertaining or have better lines or something.  Overall it was a good sick day film where you just don't need to think….at all. 

Dia del Cinema

May 10, 2006 at 10:44 pm | In Uncategorized | 1 Comment

Doom–surprising good. Not just because it featured the totally hot Karl Urban, but because it had a plot. Seriously it did. Plus it had the first person shooter bit, which was very cool. This was way better than Ultraviolet…because seriously Karl Urban and The Rock. Good.

Domino–Annoying. I did not dig the filmmakers editing. The guy that played Choco is HOT. Almost hotter than Karl, but not quite. I'm tempted to queue the rest of his films. You know how I love the latinos. Plus the 90210 guys were really the best part of it. Maybe I just don't like Keira Knightley…maybe–no I know I don't like her. She should be like Vin Diesel no talky talky just sshhh and pose.

Lord of War–Oooo Jared Leto. Every time I see one of his films I think of this story. Nicholas Cage, well now I think of how freaking crazy he is, whatever happened to the Nicholas Cage that did Raising Arizona? The film itself was okay. Just reaffirmed why I don't want to go to Africa without some sort of guide or you know…the white parts. I really don't want to see someone shot or be shot myself (I have the same feelings about Detroit by the way).

Elizabethtown–Time of something a little lighter. Time for something trivial. Time for something Orlando Bloom and Kirsten Dunst. Time for this movie to get better. That's better. I like that Drew's revelation comes in Kansas. I find most revelations do. When you drive through Kansas one day for a week revelations are bound to occur.

Speaking of Kansas: Ice Harvest–great film. Great film. Okay, maybe I say that because I've been in Kansas (Wichita) in the winter. It is like that. Strip clubs, mobsters, and crazy drunks with police officers that do their job sort of. The biggest issue I have with this film is the license plates (tags). In Kansas front plates are not required and no one has them unless they are of the decorative nature. That's it. I mean, John Cusack in a Harold Ramis flick–how could you go wrong?

Cowboy Bebop

May 7, 2006 at 10:41 pm | In MF Chris's Collection | 2 Comments

From the collection of MF Chris Cowboy BeBop the Movie.  Now my first impression of Cowboy Bebop came from Japan.  I had seen bits and pieces of it on television and thought WTF!  What the hell is that spaghetti kid and noodles?  Seriously noodles all the freaking time.

However with the influence of beer and the promise of cartoon! Chris talked me into watching it.  So, on the Sunday of sleep I tuned it.  I have to say this is the most Americanized Japanese cartoon I've ever seen.  I seriously thought it was written by Americans up until there was an air fight for no freaking reason.  No seriously Spike goes flying around in the big conclusion, but for what purpose?  It doesn't make sense…like the big freezing air draft in Day After Tomorrow.  Sorry but do not pass go, do not collect $200…it's bullshit.

On the flip-side it was a pretty freaking cool feature film.  However dated it is…nano-technology though very in (at least back in 2002) will be silly in 15 to 20 years.

Serenity

May 7, 2006 at 10:38 pm | In MF Chris's Collection | 1 Comment

I know that there are a ton of Joss Whedon fans out there and they have raised this film to no ends.  Now I don't have anything fantastic to say about this film, nor do I have anything horrible to say about this film.  I think it was fun.  It had its good parts and its bad parts. 

I do think all the best lines where in the previews.  Drugging people to change behavior is always a bad idea.  It was a bad idea in Equilibrium, it was a bad idea A Brave New World, it is definitely a bad idea for today's population.  Do I think that most of the population will give up and die while some go all soylent green?  No, but still bad idea.

I suppose the film would have made a bit more sense overall if I had seen the series, but alas that was a time period where I didn't have a television.  My major issue was really with the government in the film.  I thought the war was over so why continue to develop new weapons like creepy zombie girl?  I just don't get it.

Apocalypse Now Redux

May 7, 2006 at 10:30 pm | In Netflix DVD | Leave a Comment

"The very end of the world, a sea the colour of lead, a sky the colout of smoke" Joseph Conrad Heart of Darkness.

I first watched Apocalypse Now in high school directly after reading Heart of Darkness.  When the Redux version hit the theaters I swore I was going to see it.  But then…well basically if I don't go opening weekend I tend not to go and I didn't go opening weekend.

So here two years later I finally netflixed it.  It took two nights but I finally got through it.  That sounds bad.  But adding almost an hour to the film makes it a bit more difficult to watch in one evening.  The first evening I made it up to the point where they make it to Kurtz's camp.

The extra military base before hand with no commanding officer was an excellent add in.  The French plantation with the opium smoking…well that was just odd.  I understand why it was added in, but arg 57 extra minutes!

Let me ask people did they slaughter a cow in the original version?  I can't remember.  I remember that the puppy died, but not the cow.  It seems like it would have been–perhaps I just blocked it out.

I have to say that Apocalypse Now is the darkest movie I've ever seen.  This includes all David Lynch films and Spice World.

Batman – The Animated Series Disc 1

April 20, 2006 at 9:09 am | In Netflix DVD | Leave a Comment

Well I decided to take a break from movies and revisit one of my favorite cartoons from adolescence.  So I popped in Batman – The Animated Series volume one, disc one the other night.  This disc features the first seven episodes, including one of my all time favorites P.O.V.

P.O.V. is a story told by the police about a bust that went bad.  It has Bullock, Montoya, and a rookie Wilkes under investigation telling their versions of what happened.  There is something about the old fashion police investigation where the officers are accused of being on the take.  Plus Montoya has always been a favorite character of mine.

Reasons why I love this series.  One: hey I was 13 and it was Batman how could I not love it?  Two: All black and art deco, again the passions of an angsty 13-year-old.  Three: No crappy how Batman became Batman storyline.  The first episode is On Leather Wings which is the Man-Bat story and the only one to have Batman bleed.

Interesting facts I learned from the commentary (yes I'm that type of fan).  All the backgrounds were actually drawn on black paper.  And I did not realize that the animators who did this also did Tiny Toons. Which explains why some of the animation is so mushy.  They also used the same color palette for both shows–Robin's green was the darkest green they had and his shadow is actually a shade of blue instead of green.

Besides how could anyone not dig The Underdwellers? Anytime there is a character pirate-esque with alligators as pets who is totally insane…well that's just good television.

I'll be watching the rest of season one in the next week and will try not to go all crazy Batman on you.  You do realize that I used to video tape the episodes so that I could watch them whenever I wanted right?  Somewhere in my parents basement are VHS tapes with Batman on them.

Claire Danes, Sean Penn & Joaquin Pheonix

April 8, 2006 at 12:21 am | In Uncategorized | 1 Comment

This is just a side note on the whole film thing and a preview of a future review – so I guess it's a bit of a view. Anyhow, these three were in Oliver Stone's 1997's U Turn and 2003's It's All About Love. I've place U Turn in queue and once I've seen that I'll get to the double review. Weird.

Waiting…

April 7, 2006 at 11:28 pm | In Uncategorized | 2 Comments

Waiting… is a fine fine film to be enjoyed by anyone who has ever been in the food service industry. Oh, and Ryan Reynolds is super hot, a little sleezy but super hot. He reminds me of the older bartender at my college bar. While Frank had no business being with all the youngin's he was most definately in his element. This is the angle of Monty – hot Ryan Reynolds (damn you Alanis!).

The corporate restaurant is also the perfect backdrop for the day in the life film – so much can happen in that one shift and with all the different types of people passing through as staff there's such a rich variety to draw upon. Another film that attempted this first day at the restaurant, In the Weeds, lacked the low-brow humor that is natural to the environment. Plus Waiting delivered the best front of house and back of house that I've seen in a long time.

Sure the script wasn't all the original (although working in the phrase "it's like being the smartest kid with Down Syndrome" is a flash of genius), the direction wasn't earth shattering, and the acting was, well, it was natural – I'm betting most of these folks did their time at TGI Friday's and Appleby's.

I give this film the following report- Rent as a new release/Buy it (especially if you've romantised your own days in the industry, this will give you your fix without having to re-ingnite your bunions)

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